Rap is Crap

HAHA

2005-03-05T19:09:00.000+01:00

i am really glad some rappers do hit this blog..often stating their ketidakpuashatian and thats why we put the shoutbox for...hey say more la rappers...why stop right now? i notice that some baboons really are angry as we put their pictures in this blog..why? hey its you guys who took the pics..we are not to blame..they say a picture says a thousand words...this is ours...you rappers are idiot bastards...full stop...now fuck off and die...till then...bye and yo oo oo y'all

oh yeah for those rappers with bersepah punya grammar esp. for RIPSTA from Hell SOuljah.. i'll translate it for you guys...how nice of me

saya rasa amat lega kerana ada jugak monyet monyet bodoh baca blog ni...ada yang menyatakan rasa tidak puas hati kerana itu lah kami meletakkan shoutbox itu...nyatakan lagi la rappers..takkan sampai situ je kan?saya perasan ada beruk2 ni amat marah bila kami meletakkan gambar mereka di blog ini...anda juga yang mengambil gambar bukan kami...jgn salahkan kami ya (kenyit2 mata)...orang ada kata gambar menyingkap seribu perkataan...ini adalah kata2 kami..rappers, anda bodoh!...itu yang cuba saya sampaikan...

rap lagi...

2005-03-03T22:59:00.000+01:00

irama rap ni secare tibe-tibe jer byk seperti cendawan selepas hujan. menjadi ikut-ikutan budak-budak yang masih lagi mentah dan berfikiran cetek dan kurang pelajaran. kenape jadi begini? mungkin ini adalah konflik yang timbul didalam diri budak2 rap ni yg masih lagi mencari identiti diri mereka. mungkin mereka berase "cool" dgn memakai seluar londeh? tanye pada diri, sejauh maner rap nak bawak kite? tak pernah lagi dlm sejarah org melayu rap ni memainkan peranan. malulah sikit pade keluarga, agama dan bangsa. kalau tak malu pada tu semua malu kat diri sendiri pun cukup. yg simbul tangan2 tu ape kejadahnye? kene sawan? aper hikmah pakai seluar londeh? aper hikmah pakai cap senget? bak kate artist rap m'sia yg jadi idola rap-rap baru ni "TuuPat" bukan name sebenar 45 degree to the side! ish ish ish tolong lah jgn buat lagu mcm lagu Alhamdullillah mcm "TuuPat" bukan name sebenar tu buat. terlalu besar hipokritnyer jika diteliti liriknye. nilah die gambaran sebenar budak2 rap ni yang tidak lainyer adalah poyo semate2. lirik2 mereka tiada mesej yg bernilai pun inilah realiti. oklah ikut suke kau lah!!!!

Melayu mudah lupa...

2005-02-08T13:09:00.000+01:00

Melayu mudah lupa, itulah kata2 oleh pemimpin ku yang disegani Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohammad. Adakah budaya rap ini adalah satu daripada contoh yang dimaksudkan oleh beliau? ya mungkin. Mereka telah lupa tentang asal usul mereka, sejarah mereka dan cara hidup mereka. Suatu ketika dulu Dr. Mahathir telah melancarkan kempen wawasan 2020. Sesedarku didalam agenda yang telah disusun rapi untuk wawasan 2020 tidak pernah tercatat lansung untuk sebuah negara yang bakal disegani di Asia untuk memiliki masyarakat yang terdiri daripada budak2 rap atau saya lebih suka meletak mereka selari dengan salah satu dari sampah masyarakat. Dr. Mahathir telah bekerja keras untuk meletakkan Malaysia di mata dunia dan saya percaya beliau agak kesal jika beliau mendapati rakyat Malaysia dicemari oleh kotoran budaya rap ini. Melayu mudah lupa, jika diimbas kembali kepada sejarah silam, kita mempunyai suatu sejarah yang tidak sama seperti orang kulit putih mahupun orang kulit hitam. Dimana pahlawan2 melayu dahulu hanya berbekalkan islam dan keris untuk melawan pihak musuh contohnya di bumi Melaka. Dikala itu pahlawan2 melayu amat segak sekali berpakaian seperti panglima bertanjak, bersampin dan bercapal. Seketika terdetik di benak pemikiran bertanya adakah didalam sejarah ku, pahlawan2 melayu memakai seluar londeh dah bertopi senget 45 darjah? tentulah jawapanya tidak sekali. Jika di lihat pada zaman Tanah Melayu mencari kemerdekaan, ramai pahlawan2 melayu yang gugur dalam medan pertempuran dan saya amat berterima kasih kepada mereka atas jasa mereka. Sekiranya mereka masih hidup, mereka pasti menangis dan kesal jika melihat budak2 rap ini atau sampah masyarakat ini bertempiaran di jalan2 tiada hala tuju menconteng dinding dan sebagainya. Mereka pasti bertanya pada diri mereka "Akulah yang berjuang memerdekakan Tanah Melayu tetapi kenapa setelah Tanah Melayu maju dan harmoni , ia dicemari oleh sampah masyarakat ini, akulah yg telah bertumpah darah tetapi kenapa mereka mengangkat budaya dah sejarah orang kulit hitam di Tanah Melayu ku yang ku sanjung dan sayangi? Adakah mereka tidak bangga dengan pengorbanan ku sehingga mereka mengadaptasi "budaya hamba orang kulit putih" dibumi ku? Nyah kamu dari bumi ku ini masyarakat hina! sampah masyarakat! jangan kau membuat herok di Tanah Melayu ku! Nyahkau kenegara kulit hitam mu yang kau agungkan! dan jangan sesekali kau mengaku diri mu itu melayu! berambus kau najis!"....Didalam perbincangan RMK-8, mereka tidak pernah impikan untuk memiliki rakyat seperti ini yang bakal suatu hari nanti menjadi beban terhadap negara yang bakal menyumbang kepada masalah penganguran. Tetapi, melayu mudah lupa, peristiwa 13 Mei masih lagi bermain-main di benak pemikiran ku walaupun aku tiada dimasa itu. Dimanakah pendekar2 bercawat londeh dan bertopi senget yang kononnya menunjukkan keberanian mereka didalam lirik2 lagu mereka? dimana? pengecut? bachul dalam perjuangan? atau hanya mulut yang berani? Mengikut firasat saya, najis2 ini hanya berani berkata2 dan tidak lebih dari itu. Selain itu najis2 ini agak bodoh dan sombong kerana bagi saya mereka ini masih mentah dan tidak tahu berfikir dengan waras apa yang baik dan burok. Ego najis2 ini amat tinggi. Tetapi saya ingin bertanya. Tinggi manakah ego mereka itu. Suatu hari kelak jika dalam kesusahan, saya harap najis2 ini tidak akan meminta pertolongan dari melayu dan biarlah mereka pohon pertolongan dari bangsa kulit hitam yang diagung2kan. Terus terang saya katakan, saya sanggup lihat mereka mati dari menolong mereka. Melayu mudah lupa, aku seru kepada mu najis2 kembalilah ke pangkuan melayu sesungguhnya "Melayu tak lekang di dunia!". Sesusungguhnya Allah telah menjadikan kita setinggi-tinggi ciptaan dan janganlah kita meletakkan diri kita sehina makhluk dan kejadian. Wahai pendekar2 bercawat londeh, tanyalah pada diri apakah sumbangan mu pada bumi Malaysia ku ini? sumbangan mu tidak lebih dari menyumbang najis ke lubang2 jamban. Sedarlah! sedarlah atas perbuatan mu itu. Cerminkan diri mu selalu dah tanya pada diri. Adakah ini yang diimpikan oleh pejuang2 kemerdekaan? Jika Bapa Kemerdekaan masih ada beliau pasti menangis melihat kamu sedemikian rupa..........bertempiaran, berpeleseran, tiada hala tuju, terkinjal-kinjal dan beliau pastu menyesal memerdekakan Tanah Melayu. Segala yang telah dimajukan oleh pemimpin2 ku bukan utuk mu jadikan tempat berpesta! bermaksiat! Jahanam kau najis! Ingat! tiada tempat untuk mu dibumi Malaysia........

Emy,this is for you

2005-02-02T18:41:00.000+01:00

as promised to emy...and the ape behind him

Shameless malays...that think they are cool by the pose. The guy in red t-shirt is called Ripsta(according to his website) or wat the fuck it is....and the main act infront is known as Emy(according to the website). But who cares who the fuck they wanna call them self, what we know is that they are like a couple of stoopid fools posing shamelessly like bastards. Referring to the previous pictures, "Emy" kept holding the pose of showing off his belt. What can i conclude here is that he needs attention or something or maybe cheap publicity with his ugly looking belt. Look at "Ripsta" he's making a sign out of his hand. I just can't get the message? But to me it looks more like a newly born monkey calling for his mother. Well Emy, u are pretty ugly. Damn i hate your ugly belt as much as i hate u? To all readers...Do you want to be like them? Looking stoopid? put the shame on your self? well u better think twice. Frankly speaking..i can't stop my self from laughing at them in those stoopid looking pictures...

The Interview!

2005-02-02T16:19:00.000+01:00

emy (our mascot) with his fellow rapper

ihaterappers: hi emy..hows life?..oo who´s ur friend there?
emy: hello...life ok..this is ripsta..a rapper just like me...you say want to interview so i bring one rapper la..
ihaterappers: are you sure you want to do this in english?we can do this in malay..you know what i mean right?
ripsta: its ok bra..my english very fine like nigger..you dig?
ihaterappers: hey..fine by me...so whats your story?why hip hop?why rap?
ripsta: (starts doing his moves with his hands..weird hand signs appear) well bra...i small that time..i dont get enough love from my parents...i came angry..then i start write rhymes...
ihaterappers: eh takpela ripsta eh nama...kita ckp melayu je la ek...bersepah sangat english awak...saya dengar pun malu...sekolah sampai darjah berapa ni? jangan marah ek tanya aje...lama dah kenal emy?emy kenapa senyap je?
emy: awak tak tanya saya apa2 pun..ni tali pinggang baru saya ni...saya beli mahal ni...abis duit belanja sekolah saya minggu ni..
ihaterappers: cantik la emy..pandai emy pilih tali pinggang ek...tadi kan dah amik gambar nanti saya publish ek..tau ke publish tu apa?
ripsta & emy: tau...nasib baik awak bagi kitorang kamus
ihaterappers: sama sama...so tak lepak kat sentul ke?kat situ kan byk budak rap kat pasar tu..terkinja2 mlm2 buta kat depan pasar...tak join?
ripsta: tu tak gangster rap dia...saya gangster...main conteng2 dinding...saya nak jadi mcm orang hitam gak..nigger la...baru best..i m black...kote pun besar!
ihaterappes: ripsta punya kecik ke?masuk kedalam ek...jgn malu2 kita sama kita je ni...emy kalau nak cite pun boleh..
ripsta: agak jugakla...emy dah tgk kan emy kan..
emy: tula..lebih kurang je kita
ihaterappers: ni ada bawak pistol tak ni?tak gangsterla tade pistol
ripsta: GANGSTER RAP!!! (starts dancing)
ihaterappers: dont you feel like a monkey doing this? oops sorry...tak rasa mcm beruk ke menari mcmni?
ripsta: ada jugak tapi janji rap!!!!
ihaterappers: emy taknak join?
emy: yehhaaaa!!! (both were dancing like monkeys kena belacan)
ripsta & emy: yo yo yo rap!!! ya a a auw ya a a auw!!watching me from above...ya a auw!!
ihaterappers: ripsta what the fuck are you rapping about?sampai bila nak jadi rapper ni?
ripsta: sampai mati!!...(then starts rapping)..i hate this i hate that...bla bla
ihaterappers: go fuck yourself....

so i leave them doing their doggystyle...auf auf!!

2005-02-02T08:26:00.000+01:00

hello again,im emy...COOOOOOL..well yo yo rap!

This is what they call Gangsta!! (more like a boyan to me)

2005-02-02T08:24:00.000+01:00

peace..yeah we get it but why the face?

My story..

2005-02-01T23:31:00.000+01:00

im a rapper without a dick

You can see me right now as i spread my legs..yes..i am one of those who call themselves hip hoppers or rappers..whatever...point is i am dickless...all rappers are..really...no really they are...

This is a couple of a rare baboon species...male+female

2005-02-01T20:45:00.000+01:00

she and he
This couple of rare baboon species can only be found in Malaysia. On the right of the picture is the male species and the other side is she baboon. If u can see here that the male baboon is showing a sign with its finger. Research proved that this kind of sign is to show the other male baboons that it had won the battle for the she baboon. According to the nature of this rare species, the male will start mating with its partner with unusual mating skills which i dare not to mention. In the picture also can be seen that the male species is standing on one foot, which shows the sign that he can't wait to starts mating. In this mating process, she baboon will not do anything until the male baboon done with it. This species is now under the care of Zoo Negara. The zoo management had named the male babboon as JUICE because as u can see the size of it or in the local's jargon "banyak air" and the female was named CRAZEEGIRL because after mating with its partner she gets crazy.

Look how dumb they are...

2005-02-01T19:21:00.000+01:00

I got this from a site a clique from Ipoh probably.Cant stop laughing my ass off as i read their 'history'

Fraternitiez History

It's all starts when upc officers get troubles with one members. He tried to take control unity park from our leader. We tried to talk to him as slow as we can. But what we can do, he still want to take control. So, we gave it away to him.
Then, once day warry and part 1 was at persanjung(bercham) they discuss this problem. Firstly warry wanna take a leave from tha scene. Suddenly, someone gave warry idea to open a new clique. And that name is Part 1.
After several days, they made a call to sean, to ask him what in his mind about the new clique. Then he said 'okay' and he will follow what we wanna do to make the things happen.
Next, we ask all the ex-members of upc if they wanna join us with their fully heart. Some of them said yes, but some of them said hell no. But after that, all of them agree to join us with no hurt feeling.
In this clique, we are more support on other members to improve, advice or anything else. It all about fraternitiez family. We have a new element in this clique, it is Fraternitiez Scoot's.
All of tha fraternitiez family come around perak, kelantan, cameron highlands, and some individual from kuala lumpur. Now we try to make tha scene bigger. So that all the hiphopers out there can join us. So that hiphop scene can keep on buzzing in the music industry and can be a part of malaysian culture.

fucking hell....hahahaha

How baboons act when they´re happy..

2005-02-01T18:52:00.000+01:00

We are Baboons..

Baboon..
any of the large, powerful, ground-living monkeys of the genus Papio, also called dog-faced monkeys. Five subspecies live in Africa, with one species extending into the Arabian peninsula. Now they are invading Malaysia.They have close-set eyes under heavy brow ridges, long, heavy muzzles, powerful jaws, and long, sharp upper canine teeth. Their fur is thick, and in some species males have a mane about the head and shoulders. The heavy tail is of moderate length. The buttock pads, or ischial callosities, are thick and brightly colored; sitting is the favored position for feeding and sleeping. Baboons wear baggy pants and the way they wear their cap is a bit strange.They called it 45degrees to the side.why? Dont ask me..im HUMAN..go ask a baboon...

Hello my name is EMY and i LOVE rap

2005-02-01T18:07:00.000+01:00

and do your thang emy!!

emy: "tali pinggang ni gua beli kat chowkit beb....RM 10 siut...baru rempiiiitttt.....tgk ah gua...rempit pon rempit lah.....janji raaappp!!! yo! yo! yo! yo! "

Holy Fucking J !

2005-02-01T17:56:00.000+01:00

an ape?a monkey? or a baboon?..

why son why?why do you wear your cap like that?its rap right...well its CRAP

The Beginning...

2005-02-01T17:40:00.000+01:00

What is rap? Depending on who you ask and from which generation 'rap' will take on different meanings. At one point in time a rap was a set of excuses a con artist handed you in an effort to deceive you. In the 70s a rap were the words a person used when trying to persuade you. This particularly applied to the persuavive efforts of a young man trying to obtain sexual favors from a female. Today rap means saying rhymes to the beat of music. It's one of the four major element within hip hop culture. And because the other elements which include deejaying, breakdancin and grafitti aren't as widespread hip hop and rap have been used interchangeably over the years..

TO HELL with that..RAP IS CRAP!!